Trust Me, You Will Find Ways to Make Cleaning Fun

First of all, put up 10 pinatas & bust them.
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!
Putting things back in their places will ke-
ep the place so organized. Do that action
every time after using stuff. Label, color-c-
ode, and/or number items if you want to.
Why not? HAH! Use your creativity & str-
ategies.

Have a certain day to thoroughly clean and
touch-up clean almost every other day. AY!
Yes, you will have to tidy up after some fol-
ks or tell them to do it. HA!! Sing songs in
alien voices, robotic voices, and monster v-
oices while getting things in order. RAW!!

Yes, you can show teeth with your tongue
stuck out. COO!! Clap after you polish so-
me merchandise off sometimes. Doing th-
at will encourage you to clean regularly. If
you ever want others to help you out, send
out invitations for a cleaning party. HAH!!

Be sure to post up more pinatas but let y-
our cleaning crew split them open before
you all start working. Turn the music on f-
rom your computer because more obscu-
re art will be played. The invitations can
be sent out for daily & nightly cleanings
weekly. You will be contacted in a lot of
ways.

The happy hours will be every hour beca-
use you all will be making plenty of progre-
ss. Board games can be played & episod-
es of the show Mama’s Family can be wa-
tched. HAH! COOKOO! COOKOO!

Make sure to have a lot of nachos, apple ju-
ice, Powerade, and V8 Fusion Juice at your
residence. Quench their thirsts in other wo-
rds. Chocolate candy, bags of bread, & ban-
anas can be appetizers. HAH!!

Have contests for who can clean the fastest
and the most. HA!! Some people can win sp-
ecial wash rags, towels, cleaners, & extra air-
conditioner breaks. Please supply hula hoops
& thoughtful greeting cards to the ladies. M-
ake the cleaning-gatherings pot-luck events
or cook for those earthlings. HAH-HAH-HA!

Trust me, you will have boatloads of volunte-
ers for all of your cleaning occasions. High-fi-
ve human beings who take the initiative & cl-
ean your favorite rooms for you. Grin now! It
is okay to have the television on as long as
the cleaners can stay focused on their tasks.

You all can chat whatever at random or take
turns telling true stories. Yes, some fictional
1’s can be can be told too but only within val-
id reasons. If you live in a house, take the p-
arty outside so that they can clean up the fr-
ont & back. You know that some ladies will
walk out dancing freaky-like while clipping.
HAH-HAH-HAH!

Tell them to do the sides too. Reward them
throughout the work and appreciate their c-
ontributions. After completion, give them s-
ome serious slices of cheesecake & tall cu-
ps of frosted flakes. HA!