Coleslaw

The times when couples are holding hands sincere-
ly and not for show. Saying: "I fight for the unconv-
entional," like the singer/screamer Cory Taylor from
the band Slipknot. That band has a bold demo tape
that you should listen to. Google their song called C-
oleslaw.

Getting the jobs that we always have wanted. Watc-
hing that so deep show MI-5 with some ladies with
the hairdo beehive. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH! Saying: "Sitting on the dock of the
bay wasting time," like the singer/screamer Otis R-
edding.

Watching the show 227, then going to bed at 11, &
dreaming about being in Heaven. WHOA! In the Fri-
day movie, Faison Love starred as the tough, somet-
imes hilarious character Big Worm & that character
had a big perm. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-
HA!! Faison also played another standout role on the
sitcom The Parenthood. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH!

They Are So Mentally Strong

Amanda Stevens, Sarah Needleman, Gloria Steinem,
& Susan Harrison. Adriana Bosch, Mayda Del Velle,
Rosie Cascals, and Kathy Gaarde. Mary Francis Kn-
ight, Sally Wainwright, Heba Morayef, & Billie Jean K-
ing.

Mona Makram-Ebeid, Viki Thomas, Nita Huraney, and
Patricia Cooper. Sonia Sanchez, Emilia Castaneda, C-
harlotte Heiner, and Maria Cristina Garcia. GO!

Megan Twohey, Jane Greer, Susan Dentzer, and Arlie
Sulka. Nan Chisolm, Ester Rolle, Janet Dubois, and K-
athy Abernathy.

Being Open and Fair-Minded

The benefits of being individuals & original. Every zebra,
dictionary, and encyclopedia. Learning about the noveli-
st Dame Emilie Rose Macaulay. The pertinence of moto-
rs, rotors, and therapy. Expansion & learning about that
historian Thomas Babington.

Having rhythm and a lot of enthusiasm. Our awesome e-
xistence and correspondents. Our birth certificates & go-
ing to view exhibits. Going through our document boxes
and archives. Eating baked potatoes with sour cream &
chives.

Our audacity, tenacity, and veracity. Knowing when to be
serious and marvelous. Reading about Maccabees, our e-
xpeditions, faculties, and our subscriptions. Our decorati-
ons and reasonable explanations.

Leaving our bold, permanent marks. Coming into the light
from the dark. Knowing that we should remain so open &
fair-minded. Manufacturing, logistics, and meaningful hyb-
rids.

The Human Race

Utilizing detergent, bleach, & our free speech. Going thr-
ough our happy days and almost every phase. HA! Being
hard-workers and soul-searchers. Showing action and rec-
eiving absolute satisfaction.

Our signs and having good times. Taking care of our apa-
rtments and homes. Doing several things with our cell ph-
ones. Every person and the times when we have no burd-
en. Going to many countries, cities, and states.

Our experiments, lighting up incense, and our traits. Being
in a good mood even after we got booed. YES! Listening to
all types of music and when we oddly fuse it. Meeting peo-
ple who are urban and suburban.

We Will Be Alright

Hiring an honest stockbroker, getting useful advice, and
making wise, investment decisions. Being so thoughtful
even when you are not expected to be. Having the nerv-
es to take good chances and not caring what your frien-
ds think.

If we impress ourselves, some others will be naturally im-
pressed. Never being conceited/stuck up because that c-
ould be your downfall one day. OH! Seeing neon lights &
no fights. Taking baby steps and some big ones too.

Camping in the woods with household goods. Not walki-
ng on folks to get to the top. Getting through our trials &
tribulations continuously & being optimistic. Reading the
children bedtime stories after tucking them in.

Sitting in the Grass

Reading chapters of miscellaneous books. The delicio-
us food that folks decide to cook. When we were kids,
we slid down slides. The enjoyment that we get from a-
musement park rides.

Drinking some juice and sitting in the grass. Wishing th-
at no one ever got harassed. WHOA!!!!! Walking in anoth-
er person's shoes. Cheering up swiftly after having the bl-
ues. Unwinding on beaches and eating peaches.

Knowing that each and every one of us can reach & tea-
ch. We can train to run like Jesse Owens. Stocking up
on pens.

Piece of Mind

What are you doing over there? I hope that it inspires you.
I hope that it is very fun. I hope that it's so relaxing. I hope
that it is so constructive. I hope that it motivates you. I ho-
pe it gives you piece of mind.

Pringles

Having a busy day then taking a long, nice nap. HAH! Eas-
ily finding locations on maps. All of us really do have some
things to offer. Know that cats are talking to us when they
meow and purr. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Saying: "OOKY-FROOKY-PALOOKY! Saying: "QUOOKY-
CROOKY-NAYOOKY! HAH! Forgetting and never repeating
rumors that we have heard. Eating some Funyuns & Pring-
les. Appreciating ladies even with cellulite, stretchmarks, &
wrinkles. OOH!

Being Bright

Things, times, and events of significance. Yes, we can
make it through a lot with perseverance. If we keep tryi-
ng hard, we will get great results. Seeing & hearing ladi-
es giggling. Viewing ladies enjoying themselves & wiggl-
ing. OOH! HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!

Doing stuff without hesitation but with more determinat-
ion. Self-validation and liberation. Every sea, awareness,
safety, and our positive comments. The power of sight &
being really polite. Eating homestyle potato rolls, wheat r-
olls, & cinnamon rolls. HA! Receiving numerous orders &
crossing the borders.

Encouragement

Reparation, legions, delectations, and all regions. Reverence,
reliability, providence, and agility. Vivacity and taking care of
the elderly. Every renewal and things that are sentimental. En-
tries, X-rays, hospital stays, and recoveries.

Modifications and saying: "Congratulations!" Atoms, electrons,
neutrons, and protons. Introspection and warm receptions. Be-
ing responsible & appreciating music that is classical. Warm fl-
eece and promoting world peace.

Studying photography and geography. The importance of varie-
ty and reverie. Eat croissants and researching The Renaissan-
ce. Being independent and stressing encouragement.

Mother, I Love You

Like the singer Michael McDonald said: "I keep forgetti-
ng that we're not in love anymore." HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!
Getting up early just to watch episodes of Laverne and
Shirley. HA! Taking it one day at a time like Bonnie Fr-
anklin, Valerie Bertinelli, and Snider. HAH-HAH-HAH!!!

Not selling out like Big Brother Almighty from the movie
School Daze. WHOA! Him and Tisha Campbell did wa-
ke all the way up though. WHOA! I thought that I saw J-
alessa/Dawn Lewis from that show Different World in th-
at movie too sporting a well-maintained, Ester Rolle-afro.
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

I could have seen her in another role though. It has been
awhile since I have viewed that movie. HAH-HAH-HAH-H-
AH-HAH!!!! Dawn probably played one of those jiggaboo
ladies, because she is such the opposite of them. HA!!

Wishing that we could unicorns in our pressed uniforms.
HA! Eating dessert while relaxing in a hammock. Openi-
ng up doors and pulling out chairs for the ladies. Orion is
without a doubt about chivalry. Saying: "Mother, I love y-
ou." Saying: "Father, I miss you even though I never kn-
ew you."

Never being shady even when you are in a Mercedes. St-
aying in the abyss with most things. Blocking out all of the
nonsense. Drinking cold water while out on dates with par-
ents' daughters. Watching that movie Big Trouble in Little
China with Dina. HA!

Most folks hate me because I am doing some good things
that they are not doing. WHOA! OH! The truth, Ruth! HAH!!
Managing our money correctly in index fund-portfolios. S-
aying: "There's always something there to remind me!" HA!
Saying: "You sunk my battleship!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Kurt Russell came from Gunsmoke or Bonanza. HAH!!! He
guest-starred on one of those. Pam Dawber and Robin Wi-
lliams came from the show Mork & Mindy. Leonardo Dica-
prio came from that show Growing Pains. Jada Pinkett ca-
me from the show Different World.

Will Smith came from rap & the show Fresh Prince of Bel-
Air. Brad Pitt came from the movie Thelma & Louise. They
are versatile actors for sure. I definitely relate to that movie
The Pursuit of Happiness.

Natural High

Having a moment of clarity like Henrik Sjowall of the band
the Defaced. Going crazy sometimes like Randy Blythe fr-
om the band Lamb of God, but only the good/alright crazy.
HA! Dave Grohl's music beginnings were based in metal.

Watching the show Golden Girls with some awesome lady
with curls. HA! Neutrogena Triple Protect Face Lotion & V-
aseline Extra Strength Face Lotion makes my radiant sk-
in even shinier. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

The bands the Kovenant & Korn and the alternative/lyrical
hip hop group Outkast use a k instead of a c. HAH-HAH!!
Saying: "I am hungry, my stomach is growling, & you can
not have any of my nachos or strawberry cheesecake. HA!

Saying: "I never do drugs and I have a natural high!" Miche-
al Jordan still has a great reputation and legacy, even thou-
gh he had a gambling problem. Watching the shows What's
Happening, El Chavo, and the Benny Hill Show. HAH-HAH!!

No One Can Stop Me

No one can stop me and that is what makes them even

madder. WHOA! I have the guts & I still eat donuts. HA!
Saying: "You are weak like Glass Joe from the game Mi-
ke Tyson's Punchout!" HA!!! Walking to some destinatio-
ns.

Watching the western Gunsmoke with some fun folks. R-

eading some stanzas then watching the western Bonanza. 

A lot of people go against me automatically, but I am fully

prepared. Saying: "Rambo: Force of Freedom!" HAH-HA-

HAH-HAH-HAH! I have no guns though. COO! 

The unrecognized intelligence of Rocky/Sylvester Stallone, 

Otep Shamaya, Chino Moreno, Morgan Lander, & Emilie A-

utumn. Jodie Foster knows there are impostors on the rost- 

ers. Saying: "I want some chili-cheese fries!," like that funny
kid from the Jamie Foxx Show. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

You Are Going to Laugh

My life and power is similar to Peter Parker/Spiderman &
Bruce Wayne/Batman & that is why I relate to them. We
will hear the same negative comments from different folks
throughout life. WHOA! Watching the shows Mama's Fam-
ily and Mayberry RFD. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!

Saying: "Give me some Chili Fritos!," like the kid from the m-
ovie Friday. HA!!! Saying: "I could take your lady but I will n-
ot." Eating celery with Betty. HA! Wishing that everyone had
chances to own businesses because many have great ide-
as.

There's an underlying seriousness about Orion even when he
is being so silly. Job growth, low mortgage rates, low invento-
ry levels, compelling home prices, and consumer confidence f-
uels the housing market. Some don't realize that I have heard
it all since age 8 so they are talking about themselves.

Saying: "Girl, you really got me now!," like the rocker David Lee
Roth. HAH-HAH-HA! Ashley is hot, smart, & fun & I really hope
that her and I get goofy together. HA! Saying: "Emily has to be
1 of the smartest, sweetest lady-cashiers and I wonder if she is
age 18 years old or older!" HA!

Saying: "Emily is articulate & she has nice ear plugs!" Saying:
"I remember Janet, Crissy, Teri, and Cindy too!" HA! Yes, most
ladies that I know have me looking up in the sky while holding
them tightly. I am thanking God for allowing me to make decent
connections with them.

Be Very Careful While On Those Dating and Social Networking Websites

Some guys are classifying themselves as ladies on da-
ting and social networking websites, & that is totally wr-
ong. We have to make sure that we read the profiles ca-
refully for anything that sends up any red flags. This h-
ad me checking all of the ladies that I added to make c-
ertain that they are what they say they are.

Sometimes, I have sent friend requests without thoroug-
hly reading their profiles. I know better. Their photos wi-
ll have them looking like real ladies & that is why a lot
of them get accidentally added to friends' lists, so go c-
heck your lists. Yes, all of them.

I am telling myself to stay alert & you all to stay alert. S-
ome transvestites get hurt trying to pass as ladies. I am
not Eddie Murphy, Johnny Gill, Luther Vandross, Trey S-
ongs, Rickie Martin, Liberachy, Little Richard, or John Tr-
avolta. The singers that I mentioned were singing about l-
adies as a cover-up. They fooled a lot of people.

Those guys were living lies for years and got exposed for
what they really are. They thought that they could hide it,
even though they are infamous. They were wrong about th-
at. Eddie Murphy even made an album or two.

We have to re-read profiles to make extremely certain that
they are actual ladies. Yesterday, I did send some messag-
es to a user that I really thought was a lady. I definitely did
not see trans in the profile until today.

I sent that twisted user a message saying: "please disrega-
rd my messages." I will be more cautious next time. I can n-
ot miss red flag-words like trans ever again.

Presentation Spaces

Finding inspiration in some of the unlikeliest places.
Our great hearts and presentation spaces. Those ti-
mes when our advertising is very effective. Watchi-
ng out for scams and being selective.

Fixing ourselves and helping others succeed. This
world definitely is for every creed. Strategically org-
anizing so much. Touching ladies when they want
to be touched.

Nurturing decent long-term relationships. Listening
to the group Gladys Knight and the Pips. Cultural
innovation and historic preservation. The stuff we
receive after periods of anticipation. Revealing so-
me things that are unexpected.

Historical Evidence

Did you know that energy equals mass multiplied by
the speed of light? Forming bonds that stay sealed ve-
ry tight. Celebrating birthdays and achievements. Dis-
covering historical evidence.

Advancements in science, construction, and spirituali-
ty. Responding with doses of empathy. Comforting br-
eezes of serenity and congeniality. Hearing about mo-
mumental opportunities.

Things that are endlessly fruitful. Yes, I will say that e-
very lady is beautiful. Analyzing scenes in stone-wash,
relaxed-fit, or loose-fit jeans. Watering flowers, roses, &
plants.

HAH-HAH!

Being original like Benihana and Shana. Being vividly craf-
ty like Wayne White & his hot wife. Executive producing l-
ike Juanita Bartlett. Saying loudly: "Engage!," like Patrick
Stewart and in other odd voices too. HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!

Getting some cash back after some purchases. Taking pr-
egnant ladies to the hospitals. Being glad that there are la-
dies in the military. WHOA!

Being Insightful

Knowing that image is nothing and authenticity is everything.
Having a very special dream like Martin Luther King Jr. View-
ing those breath-taking visions of Ireland and Italy. Being our-
selves and who we really want to be.

Standing out like trees with those red leaves. Speeding thr-
ough the Matrix like Carrie-Ann Moss & Keanu Reeves. Eat-
ing some kiwi, pears, & berries. Building some little and big
houses on the prairies. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!

Doing push-ups, sit-ups, and some favors. Adding all kinds
of those zesty flavors. Opening our minds and being insight-
ful. Seeking, finding, and being delightful. Searching for the
ways to define ourselves. Loving Lucy, yourself, and everyb-
ody else. HAH-HAH!

Every Son and Daughter

Putting fabric softner sheets in our pockets. Ascending like
different countries' rockets. Missing Otis Redding and Dale
Earnhardt. Being on the road again like legendary Willie N-
elson. Wishing that they never made knives, razors, & guns.

Not paying attention to ignorant laughter. Correctly raising
every son and daughter. Watching the show Think with th-
at host Krys Boyd. Knowing that we have valid reasons to
be paranoid. WHOA!

Sincerity

Knowing that we are definitely more than meets the eyes li-
ke Transformers. Some ladies still will wear legwarmers. H-
AH! Eating oatmeal and telling some how we feel. Protecti-
ng every walrus, polar bear, and seal. Our planet Earth and
every date of birth.

Exploring, pouring, adoring, and soaring. Doing things in m-
oderation and getting those high recommendations. Recitati-
on, testification. and vindication. Becoming competent instr-
uctors.

Knowing that every body is a temple. Trying to get rid of ev-
ery zit and pimple. HA! having tons of layers and the numer-
ous uses of conveyors.

Honest Sources

Knowing when to say that we are sorry. Studying
encyclopedias, dictionaries, and ecology. Removi-
ng clutter and organizing our cabinets. Picking out
and wearing our favorite outfits.

Mixing things up in those durable blenders. Being
full of great ethics and kind senders. Spelling The
Birds with a y instead of an i. Eating slices of our
grandmothers' pies. HA!

Heating up Hot Pockets and/or some type of cui-
sine. Waking up and moving freely every morning.
Receiving information from very honest sources. F-
inding ways to pass all courses.

Trying to Be Mathematically, Mechanically, Artistically, and Creatively Inclined

Taking a 7-year, 21,000-mile trip around the world walk-
ing like Paul Salopek. I am so unique that I am even we-
ird to some freaky people. HA! Some of them never fully
understand me either. Some of them are posing freaky a-
nyway. I guess because of too many trips to the store H-
ot Topic.

Wishing that more folks were able to totally step away fr-
om poppy, trendy, negative foreign influences. Taking na-
ps in all kinds of caps. Jamey Jasta and Kirk formed a ba-
nd called Kingdom of Sorrow. Jamey is from the hardcore
band Hatebreed and Kirk is from the band Crowbar. HA!

Honoring folks playing basketball in wheelchairs and runn-
ing with artificial legs. Trying to be more mathematically, m-
echanically, artistically, and creatively inclined. The compa-
ny called Yellow's logo is orange. HAH!!!!! Saying: "You ate
my Munchos and you know that you did!" HAH-HAH-HAH!

The wittiness of the ladies Vodka Jane & Vodka Rockstar.
Malt-O-Meal is wheat farina & malted barley. Saying" Stop
being stingy & give me some of that barbecue!" HAH-HAH!
Honoring people creating art while having crippling diseas-
es & getting degrees while having brain deficiencies. OH!

I still like Vixen Val even though she lost lots of weight. She
did it for herself  & I am proud of her. A lot of folks know her
from her bold websites, but she is highly intelligent & about
empowering thick ladies. OOH!

Ignorant Folks at Work

Saying: "I view my extreme walking halfway to work &
all the way back from work as paying dues." HAH-HA!!
Saying: "I do need to get a car in two months, purchase
an ATM some months after, & generate more suppleme-
ntal income online." HA!

Saying: "Most likely, I'll make more money on my own,
so I'm advertising my little online businesses effectively."
I rather do it myself because I am a do-it-yourselfer. HA-
HAH! I know that I can make more than what I make at
work at home. HA! So I am trying hard to now.

Saying: "I'm still submitting my info to companies hiring
for entry level accounting positions, but I have not receiv-
ed positive feedback yet."

Saying: "Some of those companies will accept certificatio-
ns and will train new employees!" HA! Saying: "At least a
recruiter contacted me regarding an accounting position."S-
aying: "Some of the entry level positions require at least a
year or 2 of schooling, so I will not apply for those." HAH!!!

Saying: "There are some hot, smart ladies at work, but I h-
ave to stay focused on my job duties." HA!!!!! Saying: "My
job is alright but some co-workers think that they are sma-
rter than they actually are." WHOA! Saying: "Some folks at
work know that I work hard, but some are too jealous to g-
ive me proper credit."

Saying: "They should know that their ignorant talk/gibberish
do not affect me in any way, but I still want to find a better j-
ob." Saying: "Some of the so-called dudes at work seem so
macho, but some of them are actually bisexual and/or gay."

Saying: "Those fools better stay away from me." Saying: "S-
ome co-workers know that they are doing crappy work & be-
come envious of my work ethic." Saying: "I know that I shou-
ld be in some cubicle/office handling documents and paperw-
ork daily." HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!

Saying: "My coworkers do not realize that I have plenty of mi-
scellaneous experience & that is another reason why I work
hard." Saying: "Some of my co-workers do not have a lot of
work history." Saying: "Some of my co-workers are younger
& probably won't be there long." Saying: "Some talk hard b-
ut they're actually like studio gangsters!" They try to prove th-
emselves but never completely do.

Saying: "Some of my co-workers do not realize that I have h-
ad to deal with jealousy towards me most of my life." Saying:
"So I am very numb to workplace, public, and private stupidity
now." Saying: "Deep inside, most people know how crappy t-
hat they are really are." CROONOOCHY! VALOOCHY! HA!

Saying: "I can handle constructive criticism, but they are mo-
stly saying evil, bull-number 2!" Even that makes me more c-
onfident & stronger. WHOA!

Not Changing Our Attitudes Negatively After Gaining Independence

Saying: "Adrian!," like Rocky Balboa. HAH-HA! Look-
ing in one direction, getting decisive, & going in the o-
pposite direction. Walker, Texas Ranger was filmed in
several locations in my home state Texas. HA!

Ethel was just as hot as Lucy was. OOH!! Hot Lizette
Salas won her first championship on May 19, 2014. Y-
AY! In the year 2009, wise Angela Stanford did establi-
sh the Angela Stanford Foundation. That particular fou-
ndation fund scholarships for Texas students whose fa-
milies have been affected by the disease cancer. COO!

Saying: "Please let me have some of your cooked, mix-
ed vegetables, Martha!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
Not changing our attitudes negatively after gaining indep-
endence. Watching the informative, funny cartoon Word
Girl like the nerd Pearl. HA!!!! We need to glorify big ladi-
es & old ladies too. WHOA!

Never Taking of Advantage Married/Attached Ladies or Unattached Ladies

Over the years, I have met some married/attached ladies &
still do. I met them online and offline. Some of those deserv-
ing ladies have become my close friends & tell me a lot abo-
ut their lives. They immediately find out that I am easy to talk
to. They know that I actually listen to them for hours.

They realize that I have a great, big heart and that I really do
care. Yes, plenty of the discussions get deep & emotional. S-
ome of those Queens are getting so frustrated with their situa-
tions/relationships. Some are trying to work it out with their si-
gnificant others. I just hope that they do not keep getting hurt.

I have held some of those beauty contestants in my arms for
consoling purposes only. HA!! Some ladies are going through
so much and I have the true sympathy and empathy for them.
After they speak, some ladies placed their heads on my shoul-
ders & fall asleep. I'll never take advantage of their vulnerabilit-
ies.

I have no hidden agendas ever & I do not play mind games. In
other words, I just want to help them for real. I am not physica-
lly intimate with married/attached ladies. I'm only emotionally/m-
entally intimate with them. I do have intercourse with unattach-
ed ladies and ladies in open relationships. HA!

Trust me, it's not an act. It's me being myself. I really wish that
I could save all of those ladies. Ever since I was a kid, I have a-
lways had a lot of sympathy, empathy, and compassion for ladi-
es. They have lot of pertinent things to do and say. Every time I
hear their needs, I somehow become more sensitive to them.

All of my intentions are good always. I can admit that viewing la-
dies in porn also made me appreciate all ladies' body types & r-
espect them even more. Even those ladies have families to supp-
ort, but chose the x-rated route. Some get away from that in time
though and I applaud them.

Every time that I find out about their goals & achievements, I pla-
ce them in even higher regards. Every time that I see a very deep
show about ladies like Call the Midwife or ladies in sports, I just
cry sometimes & root for them. I'm very tough & masculine, but
I still shed tears. HA! Are you giggling, ladies? HA!

I already have the utmost respect for all of them, and have mome-
nts when I get emotional positively. Every time that I find out abo-
ut any girl or lady getting hurt in any way, I want to be there for th-
em and assist consistently. It is like I want to be a sensitive body-
guard to all of them, but it's not possible. HA! Maybe if I was imm-
ortal like angels. HA!

I really care that much & want them to know that. Yes, even before
I get to know them. I'm actually this real so they are not dreaming. I
know that some ladies get treated so badly, so I come through diffe-
rent & really polite. I am rare for sure.

I can also admit that I have an obsession for ladies, but it is a healt-
hy obsession. It is alright because I am a decent, real man. HAH!!!
Those are reasons why I complement all kinds of ladies in my writi-
ng. It is therapeutic and they deserve the goodness. It is not a stalk-
ing obsession or a perverted obsession at all. I was raised upright &
my mother do not play. HA!

I do not get out of line with it, in other words. I might get kind of carr-
ied away with it sometimes, so some ladies misunderstand me. If  I
was in an exclusive relationship with some lady, I could still easily c-
ontrol my urges & stay totally faithful to her. I know that I can not h-
ave all of the young ladies and old ladies in this world. HA!

I just wish that more ladies believed me. Some ladies don't because
of past and/or present experiences. I comprehend that and some th-
ink that I am too good to be true. Ladies, I am true and brutally hon-
est. I do have an amazing way with words & a lot of my words are p-
owerful. I still don't say and/or write to them to flatter or sweet-talk.

It is never hogwash/fluff. HA!! It is real-life talk & girls & ladies des-
serve positive comments & actions continuously. Girls & ladies are
God's most precious creatures. They're on diamond-platinum thron-
es above us. I will defend and never pretend. OH!

Part 8 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

She took my Cheetos & my burritos, so I opened up a bag
of Tostitos. She looked at me & said: “Give me that sandw-
ich, OOH!!!!” She said: “Give me that apple juice too!” HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!! I quickly
ate the pie that I had on the side. She started laughing loud
then she went for a ride. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA!

We treat each other like deserving royalty. Our forever loya-
lty & I tend to her especially. We regard each other highly &
we act kindly. We certainly sip each others' tea. We do so-
me things spontaneously. Yes, we do know how to make tu-
rkey frick-a-see. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!

Part 7 of After I Meet That Special Lady

I like hugging her & I like rubbing her. I like touching her
& I like trusting her. We will surely stay fun, fresh, & so
true. We go to many of the places that she wants to go
to. We go to the other places later.

I am very blessed because I get to date her. I'll always t-
reat her like I want to be treated. We will not argue even
if moments get heated. We do say what we mean & we
mean what we say. It is really okay to do things her way.

I always want to know how she is feeling. I always want
to know what she's thinking. We surely have our prioriti-
es in the right order. We come with skills like teams in
the fourth quarter.

We do serious research and we have great careers. We
watch the show Cheers & we have no fear. I'll always p-
amper her & we indulge. We do not hold anything in, so
we divulge. It really feels good to give her massages, kis-
ses, roses, hugs, & those collages.

I absolutely adore her and we are like good weather. She
will always have my full attention. We can always have the
deep conversations. We are very stable in every way. We
know how to properly balance work and play.

We know that most things aren't free. We always find time
to visit her family. I am glad that she let me enter her world.
She will not regret it & she makes my toes curl. HA!! I will
never disappoint her at all. We eat crunchy fish sticks ma-
de by Mrs. Paul. HA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

I want her more than my pay every week. We know that it
is all right for us to be unique geeks and freaks. She has n-
ice eyes, facial features, & skin. I'll always rate her a zillion
times ten. I respect her shape & I respect her size.

I respect her hips & I respect her thighs. I respect her exqui-
site mind, body, & soul. We eat our cereal in mugs instead
of bowls. HA!! We're not selfish but we are healthy. With p-
ersistence, we will become wealthy.

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We won't let religion get in the way. She is free to believe
whatever she wants to believe. I'm spiritual & lyrical & b-
oth of us are each others' miracle. WHOA! We will perse-
vere and have fantastic years.

She can have many associates & friends. I'll always be th-
ere for here until the end. I will make her dinner while she's
relaxing. We found out more about each other from asking.
We do have finesse and we are brilliant.

We rock hard & we're resilient. We certainly know when to
wear galoshes. Sometimes, we do have to take it down sev-
eral notches. HA! We keep milk, juice, & water in constant
rotation.

We need crowd participation to actually unite nations. We
keep our sanity & decent humanity. We'll never be about h-
atred or vanity. We maintain our intelligence & silliness. We
give you the realness and I know that you feel this. HAH-HA!

We have excellent book sense & common sense. We are in-
tense & we will keep you in suspense. We look each other in
the eyes a whole lot. We know when to throw away some of
those pots. HA!

There is a whole lot of shaking going on at our place. There
is a whole lot of baking going on at our place. HAH-HAH-H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!! I like running my fingers thr-
ough her hair.

I'll always show her that I truly care. We take bubble baths
& showers together. We'll always find ways to intensify our
pleasures. We start and grow businesses like Suzanne So-
mers.

We respect good newcomers & true drummers. We give ea-
ch other the space that we need. Consistently, we support e-
ach other & succeed. We listen to living legends, dead legen-
ds, & masters. We know that there are a lot of evil pastors.

When we want to, we move faster. Sometimes she run past
me & sometimes I run past her. We really do accept each o-
thers' flaws. We obey the laws & eat pastry-bear claws. So-
metimes we pause & I kiss her jaws. Sometimes, we are jol-
ly like Green Giant & Santa Claus. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Part 5 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

Sometimes, she calls herself the Queen-Thing. I am funny
& I rotate like the characters of the game Ring-King. HAH!
Extensively, we surely cuddle & caress. We certainly will
make plenty of progress.

We mix it up & fix it up the way that we want. We are mod-
est, so we don't flaunt or taunt. We take turns cooking & w-
ashing dishes. We want to know about each others' good th-
oughts & wishes.

We eat food that is fatty, nutritious, & delicious. We are nev-
er malicious or vicious. We'll never lie, cheat, or hide. We wi-
ll surely remain qualified & fortified. We find ways to stay effi-
cient & productive.

We're on constant missions & we do things that are construc-
tive. She knows that I make rose petal-trails leading into roo-
ms & those never fail. HA!!! I give her sensual massages dai-
ly & nightly.

There will be no deceit, anger, abuse, envy, or jealousy. We
definitely sing and draw for each other. We really need each-
other & we feed each other. We country-line dance, do yoga,
& meditate. We rake leaves, roller-blade, and ice-skate. HA!

We keep the relationship exciting & so inviting. Both of us re-
ally like reading and writing. We are ourselves all of the time.
We keep using our Einstein minds. Together, we'll keep maki-
ng pottery.

Someday, we might win the lottery. We come strong like bills
every month. We give each other what we really want. We ri-
de the emotional roller coaster like Vivian Green.

We disinfect our place & we're very clean. Whenever she wins,
she says: “Bingo in the front row!” I say: “WHOA-OH-PALOH-
GO!” HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-
HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

Part 4 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

We stay fit enough to keep up with each other. We rema-
in adventurous so we will always discover. Fireworks exp-
lode when we make love. We see the birds like blue jays,
red cardinals, and white doves.

I truly care for her so I will never diss her. When she takes
trips, I always miss her. She has me in awe even when she
lectures. We're like foundations & architecture. When we st-
art something, we will not stop it.

We can speak deep on some hot topics. We definitely use s-
ome down time to release. Sometimes, we will have gatherin-
gs including feasts. Sometimes, we're last but never least. We
want to see swan interacting with geese.

We know that it's wise to give each other options. We will eat
oven turkey & wheat buns. We accomplish our goals & we're
prosperous. Everyone should know that the world has a lot for
us.

We know that sometimes life will be kind of hectic. We keep g-
oing & expect the unexpected. We play guitars that are electric.
We are always sympathetic, athletic, & energetic. I will always f-
ind time to sensually hold her.

I'm truly glad that I know her. I told her that she can always lean
on my right shoulder. I'll always find time to console her. I have s-
ome poems & stories about her in my folder. We stay positive ev-
en as the world gets colder.

She admires me for being a real soldier. We're extremely solid like
many boulders. We walk through urban areas & subdivisions. We
consult with each other then make good decisions.

Part 3 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

I'm glad that I met her & she is a go-getter. She is a trend-
setter and she always gets better. She could be younger t-
han me or older than me, but I'm still bolder than her. We c-
an't compare the way that we are to the way that we were.

We do miss Johnny Cash & Patsy Cline. We know that Lor-
etta Lynn is still divine and so fine. HA! We do appreciate n-
ature & seeing icicles. She'll often giggle, wiggle, & jiggle. H-
AH!! We have good intentions and habits. We are quick like
cheetahs and rabbits.

We always find time for our powerful romance. Wisely, we u-
tilize every chance. We listen to Joni Mitchell and Frank Sin-
atra. We listen to the bands System of a Down, Soulfly, Spin,
Slow Grind, Carnal Forge, Eyes Set to Kill, Converge, & Pan-
tera.

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? We are old school like
every Winnebago. We stomp our feet & come on down. We b-
ring it on in & bring it on now. We know that many earthlings
need true love. We listen to Waylon Jennings & hot Wynonna
Judd. HA!

She knows that I'll always bring the charm. We do find time to
shut off the alarms. We watch out for every type of swarm. Li-
ke the band The Doors, we are riders of the storm. It is amazi-
ng to view birds flying in unison.

We used to play games on the website iwon.com. She still pr-
obably eat those Pixie Sticks. We will take the long way home
like Tonya Tucker & the band The Dixie Chicks. She likes drivi-
ng & I like walking. Now, I have to go because my Rice Krisp-
ies are talking. HAH-HAH-HA!

Part 2 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

She wants an answer to every question that she asks. She
likes to complete every task & not wear masks. She's deep
like Stockard Channing & Meryl Streep. Nightly, she gets 8
hours of sleep.

She carries herself well & I can't resist her. I will always find
time to sincerely kiss her. Even when she wakes up, she lo-
oks so good. She is naturally beautiful even in a hood. Make-
up only enhances her natural beauty.

Sometimes, she volunteers for jury duty. She said that nobo-
dy can replace me. I like to face her & she likes to face me.
Two of our favorite stores are Walmart & Macy's. We definit-
ely make each other tasty pastries.

I'll keep surprising her & giving her apples. I will always want
her, Frosted Flakes, and a Snapple. We will invest in real es-
tate because we're smart. We correctly play our parts. She's
hot & funny like Tina Fey.

Her & I asked: “What did Gina say?” HAH-HAH! We stay lev-
el-headed & grounded. We certainly keep each other astoun-
ded. We have discussions & we let it out to get it out. We sa-
tisfy each other and we definitely sweat it out. HAH-HAH!

I listen actively whenever she speaks. We do thoroughly cle-
an our castle every week. To me, she actually is the best qu-
een. To her, I really am the best king. To us, our genuine love
is the best thing. We have integrity & we are unconventional.

We have dignity & we are multidimensional. I go to the store
Bed, Bath, & Beyond with her. She's strong, sexy, cute, & d-
etermined  like Angela Stanford & Cristie Kerr.

Part 1 of: After I Meet That Special Lady

Lady, you are definitely so attractive. You are always con-
siderate & active. You do look nice and I do cook rice. We
give each other tender care & good advice. You are a diva
but you are modest and special.

You say what you mean & you're an intellectual. We can
stay in or we can go out. Yes, we have lots of fun without
any doubts. We spend plenty of quality time together. We
will eat bread and try new things forever.

Our exclusive relationship is solid and real. We always re-
veal & we know how to deal. You are sweet like every che-
rry & grape. I am your Superman without the cape. You're
so elegant & we do dance. You're relevant like our true ro-
mance.

Nothing will ever break our tightly-sealed bond. Regularly,
we can have picnics at parks with ponds. You have needs
that I'll always fulfill. We will and should enjoy some thrills.
You have experience & confidence. You have vast knowle-
dge and common sense. You ignore ignorance & you are
great. Even if you got big, I'll still be there for you so often.

We exercise creatively & have sessions of silliness. We'll
show our emotions and have long, romantic talks. We will
laugh a lot & have long, romantic walks. I will always have
your favorite type of wine. We will dine in and out and you
are very fine.

You are clever so we can do whatever. We will keep our r-
elationship interesting forever. We'll grow with each other
and we will keep achieving. We'll make our dreams come
true & we will keep believing.

Doing Memorable Things

Having buildings designated as historic landmarks. Adding

fun things to our online shopping carts. Appreciating the bo-

ld, mixed-media artwork. The things that we find when we s-

earch. Discovering hard-to-find underground stuff. Being very

tough and kind of rough.

Architecturally and culturally significant buildings. Doing go-

od deeds and memorable things. Matching our clothes and

making history. Catching fish and building mysteries. Being

lively and having styles that are various. Collecting baseball

cards like my cousin Darius. HA! 

The times when problems get completely solved. Getting f-

air treatment and involved. You have to research after read-

ing my complex writing. HA! Saying: "We have to be sens-

sitive to all of the needs of all ladies daily & nightly." OOH!!

Sticking out our tongues while showing most of our teeth.

HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!

Eating jello after saying: "Hello." Saying: "Paula Creamer's

and Mariajo Uribe's minds are very sexy!" OOH! Advancing

to the next grade and saying: "I paid dues and that is why I 

have it made!" HAH-HAH!!!! Most politicians are just taking

up office space & collecting large checks. WHOA!!!! Going 

outside to feel the cool breeze after finding out that you pa-

ssed your SAT's. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

Relevance

           
Watching intense ladies' tennis matches of Wimbledon. R-
emembering when Fred Perry won the other Wimbledon t-
hat goes on in 1936. Knowing that he also won the US Op-
en.

The importance of owning & skill-honing. Being mighty like
that company AT&T. Finding quality shows on PBS, WGN,
TV Land, & Me-TV.

Doing shifts and receiving nice gifts. Knowing that we should
create good empires. Being financially prepared when we do
retire. Eating low-sugar tuity-fruity & studying geometry.

Things & programs that are educational. Reading books that
are highly informational. Being enterprising and trying many f-
lavors of pudding. Our victories and when we say: "Please!" H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!





           

The 4-Step Process

Airplanes are created after a critical 4-step process. Skin
fabrication, fuselage assembly, wing assembly, & surface
inspection are so pertinent. The main elements that are us-
ed are silica, titanium, aluminum, & lacquer.

Employees must pay close attention to all of the details eve-
ry time. We do not want accidents in the skies, so concentr-
ation is a major must. The elements that I mentioned play im-
portant roles in the creation of airplanes. I wish that more pilo-
ts would stay completely sober and responsible. WHOA!

Help Some Bums

Stimulate, operate, sophisticate, and fantasticate. Motivate,
aviate, donate, and demonstrate. Digest, request, test, rest,
forget, and benefit. Submerge, diverge, imply, rescue, & va-
lue.

Balance, challenge, reflect, project, prepare, & declare. Pra-
ctice, focus, refurbish, polish, juggle, & snuggle. Stand out,
sprout, shout, doubt, spout, & win bouts. Approach, coach,
consider, and remember John Ritter.

Attempt, exempt, spruce, seduce, install, & recall. Import, p-
roperly escort, vacuum, consume, amuse, & cruise. Distingu-
ish, extinguish, extend, strive, & describe. Strum, hum, drum,
& help some bums.

Mentor

Enter, center, mentor, and remove the splinters. Exit, profit,
process, play chess, like and hike. Overcome, want some,
dash, splash, brush, and flush.

Navigate, generate, vaccinate, calculate, dip, and tip. Differ-
entiate, predicate, chant, rant, skip, and chip. Drift, lift, seal,
peel, dub, swing, spring, drench, quench, trench, and clinch.

Toast, roast, coast, post, camp, stamp, rid, & bid. Reward,
record, restructure, secure, refine, & recline. Expand, com-
mand, surprise, be wise, start, & part.

Thought-Provoke

Research, remember Lerch, reinforce, and endorse. Babble,
dabble, space, grace, list, and run in the mist. Aim, claim, p-
ant, enchant, introduce, and produce.

Guide, abide, hear others' cries, & notice our tries. Devise, a-
rise, resist, exist, get cash, & stash. Grab, jab, deliver, be a g-
iver, provoke, and tell jokes.

Suggest, protect, joggle, boggle, bake, & rake. Advertise, em-
phasize, recognize, realize, masturbate, and rejuvenate. Acco-
mmodate, contemplate, pronunciations, equations, and rate.

Submit

                         


                 Churn, earn, tow, sew, mend, & send. Quantum
                 Leap, sweep, mop, shop, tickle, and giggle. Lay,
                 spray, repel, retrieve mail, bring, & sing. Relieve,
                 grieve, receive, heave, kiss, & miss.
               
                 Haul, stall, meet, greet, treat, & eat. Stand, land,
                 hand, sand, reprimand, and brand. Stomp, bump,
                 prove, groove, knit, & submit. Equip, rip, ignore,
                 score, glance, and go to wine towns in France.              
             

Qualify

                               

                  Entertain, safely maneuver to each lane, recomm-
                  end, and comprehend. Think, blink, qualify, satis-
                  fy, love, leap above, rock, & stock. Exercise, har-
                  monize, rebel, sail, crease, & release.
               
                 Accept, help, solve, involve, experience, and experi-
                 ment. Roll, stroll, wonder, ponder, change, arrange,
                 hope, & cope.
               
                Please, freeze, snatch, catch, travel, unravel, need, &
                plead. Analyze, rise, correct, connect, peck, and trek.
           

Prioritize

                                 Prioritize


                Grow, know, dream, redeem, stitch, & enrich.
                Affect, direct, mix, fix, pick, click, flick, & lick.
             
               Assemble, tremble, announce, bounce, cover, &
               discover. Bloom, boom, vent, properly use your
               consent, assign, and entwine.
             
              Compliment, present, complicate, fascinate, acti-
              vate, and captivate. Communicate, translate, ass-
              ure, endure, exceed, & succeed.
             
              Flourish, eat porridge, advise, organize, sympathi-
              ze, and prioritize. Improvise, size, smile, style, ac-
              knowledge, and bridge.

Meditate

                         


                   Excite, fly kites, commend, lend, guess, and ble-
                   ss. Zip, grip, inspire, go higher, drink some tea, &
                   see.

                  Stun, say some puns, observe, deserve, unleash,
                  and promote peace. Comfort, convert, inform, cha-
                  rm, achieve, and believe.

                  Dance, prance, cook, look, dump, pump, show, &
                  go. Tell, spell, skate, meditate, mate, & investigate.

                  Ride, slide, glide, confide, laugh, and take half. Sm-
                  ell wood, burn wood, seek, speak, conduct, and co-
                  nstruct.

Live

                               


                  Reminisce, twist, respect, collect, confess, &
                  press. Spin, grin, pin, win, moan, groan, deo-
                  dorize, & motorize.
                 
                  Imaginate, educate, elaborate, elevate, estima-
                  te, & wait. Make it, take it, climb, rhyme, drink
                  juice, and get loose.
                 
                  Be true, be you, compensate, reinstate, rehabi-
                  litate, & dominate. Renovate, reciprocate, eval-
                  uate, create, forgive, and live.
                 
                  Specialize, fantasize, promote, devote, prevent,
                  comment, & transmit, & exhibit.

                       

Heal

                 

                                 


                Repair, spare, clarify, reply, continue, & own ve-
                nues. Dare, be rare, chase, race, pay taxes, &
                send faxes.
               
                Last long, play ping-pong, uplift, & give some gi-
                fts. Find, grind, bind, mind, maintain, and run in
                that rain.
               
                Admire, hire, improve, move, delete, & complete.
                Recite, invite, have safe sex, flex, buckle & chuc-
                kle.
               
                Pursue, make beef stew, earn trust, & eat pie cr-
                ust. Walk the lines, shine, heal, feel, liberate, &
                relate. Admit, sit, knock, lock, save money, & be
                funny.
                     

Advance

                           


                  Correspond, go beyond, improvise, energize,
                  glaze, & praise. Control, bowl, enhance, adv-
                  ance, rehearse, & converse.
                 
                 Astound, compound, assist, insist, yield, shi-
                 eld, fold, and hold. Contact, be abstract, floss,
                 cross, brace, trace, set, and pet.
               
                 Soothe, smooth, revolve, evolve, seam, beam,
                 gleam, & steam. Erase, replace, shampoo, re-
                 new, stay, and convey.
               
                 Leave, wish that more decent ladies conceive,
                 open, examine, close, and compose.

Gaining Creative Clarity

Masterpieces that still resonate in our times. Making stat-

ements without saying words like mimes. Boosting our br-

ain power and memory naturally. The times when we gain 

decent amounts of clarity. 

Knowing that it is okay to grow more politically outspoken.

Knowing that we were promised jet packs and motorcycles.

HA! Respecting good people with low end & high end job ti-

tles. Find ways to be kind to our damaged planet. Honoring

every lady named Janet. 

Cleaning our sheets, pillow cases, comforters, & rooms. Ut-

ilizing our dust pans & helpful brooms. I do have a mini dust 

pan and broom set. HAH-HAH-HA! The little workout that we 

get from sweeping. HA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Our Internal Images

PTL stands for Platinum Temperature Sensor Leads. Kn-
owing that love, soul, and rhythm has no colors. Knowing
that hate has plenty of colors. WHOA! OH!!! Researching
the soul pioneer Joe Bataan. Analyzing our speech & ha-
ving good manners.

We really should curtail some of our tendencies. Serious-
ly working on our internal images very often. We can be
proud of beliefs but please research them. WHOA!!!!!!!!
Asking: "How long has it been since you have had big st-
eaming bowls of Wolf Brand Chili?"

Saying loudly: "Well, that is too long!" HAH-HAH-HAH-H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!
Tring to accumulate more advantages than the liabilities.
Trying to have more days with joyful dispositions.

When We Reflect

Sincerely showing interest in the ideas of others. The talen-
ts of the Wayan Brothers, Smother Brothers, & Doobie Bro-
thers. HA!!! Knowing that teachers should get paid what ath-
letes & celebrities get paid with serious interest. WHOA!

Everybody deserves to get the Medicare and Medicaid. Eat-
ing banana pudding and the cookie dough. Watching Rosea-
nne & The Cosby Show. Watching the sitcoms Family Mat-
ters & Full House. Steve Urkel had the bold alter ego called
Stefan. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!

The times when folks ask us what we really are about. I da-
te ladies from age 18 to 100 & even have plenty of things in
common with most of them. HA! Eating food that's lightly or
heavily coated. The times when the right folks get promoted
& the bad people get demoted.

Listening to meat and potatoes rock-n-roll. Researching the
many uses of coal. Completing tasks & projects. The days
& nights when we reflect. Saving those days like cool Migh-
ty Mouse. Doing some brave, great deeds and gaining clout.

The Right Paths

Watching the very deep show Matlock after tending to the f-
lock. Appreciating the skills of fine Miss Lois Nettleton & A-
nne-Marie Johnson. Sometimes we do have to go beyond th-
ose calls of our usual duties.

Putting on some pants that are tan & eating some Raisin B-
ran with Roxanne. HAH-HAH-HA! The benefits that we recei-
ve from biotics and vitamins. Seeing ladies enjoying themse-
lves while taking bubble baths. HA! Wishing that more peop-
le consistently went down the right paths.

Chocolate and Vanilla Milkshakes

Wishing that Joe & Jannie never had guns. Saying: "Steven
Tyler, you know better than trying to be a judge on a bubble-
gum pop, talent show!" Saying: "Steven Tyler, get back to ro-
cking hard!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

12 ounces are 340 grams and 24 ounces are 680 grams. H-
elping Mona and forgetting about facades/personas. Becom-
ing better people before and after watching the very deep sh-
ow In the Heat of the Night. WHOA!

Saying: "I do not drink beer but I still make some funny, bitt-
er beer faces!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA!
Amazing ourselves with some of the things we do and say. L-
istening to some sounds and breaking them down.

Eating sticky buns in the shade or sun. Taking needed breaks
and consuming chocolate and vanilla milkshakes. Leading like
Marcia Coyle and the company Domino's Scott Boyle & Pat-
Doyle. Saying: "None of us will ever be perfect." WHOA!

Instead of Money

Carol Burnett's hilarious, piercing looks & unique grow-
ls. The New Orleans World War 2 Symphony being fin-
ally heard after 67 years. Contacting Deborah Borum 1
for detailed information about Campbell Forum 1. HAH!

Learning about the heroic painter George Braque. Learni-
ng about & respecting the musician Ravi Shankar. Doing
things for the love and duty instead of money. WHOA! R-
esearching the creative Andrew Couteau and Dada.

Watching the movies Dodgeball, Batman Returns, & the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Spanish and laughing at
some parts. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Writing powerful stuff like Rod Serling and Earl Hanner Jr.
Producing like Buck Houghton, William Froug, & Sidney
Sheldon. Directing like William Asher, Tim Burton, & Ch-
ristopher Nolan.

Executive producing like Harry Ackerman. The Texas Ba-
ck Institute was the first institute to perform the artificial d-
isc replacement surgery in the US. WHOA!

Persevere

Be deep, keep, substantiate, embrocate, glue, and do.
Salivate, illuminate, rotate, decorate, glorify, & supply.
Astonish, be honest, persevere, steer, modify, and oc-
cupy. Entice, give useful advice, scoop, swoop, glow,
row, save, and behave.

Engrave, be brave, frazzle, dazzle, provide, decide, cry,
and try. Remain, explain, support, distort, attach, deta-
ch, patch, and match. Flatter, matter, shimmer, glimm-
er, hurry, scurry, sigh, and defy. Brighten, enlighten, re-
use, watch BBC World News, be nice, & eat rice. HA!

Rocking with Honors

Evaluating ourselves & the issues. Complying with all of the
safety rules. The pertinence of crucial positioning. Advance-
ments in medicine, fertility, and farming. Educational tours &
rocking with honors.

The daily need for growing nostalgia. The 1,068 species that
have been discovered in the Greater Mekong Region of Sou-
theast Asia. Enhancing our tremendous thinking abilities. Be-
ing able to handle additional job duties.

The world value of correctly training others. Our fathers, siste-
rs, brothers, & mothers. Receiving accurate information. The
importance of elation & elevation. Knowing that we should do
a lot right now. Wishing that we could help every cow. Going
to a lot of different types of levels. It actually is okay for us to
be rebels.

Decent Humanity

Our chances & fantastic circumstances. Stressing fres-
hness & rooting for Tess. Having amazing intellect & gi-
ving respect. Triple-checking our notes and quotes. Rea-
ding scriptures and taking pictures.

Being photogenic even at some clinics. Passing clas-
ses & wearing sunglasses. HA! Choosing our selectio-
ns & going in the right directions. Loving the helpful na-
nnies & grannies. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

All generations and correct calculations. Admitting wh-
en we are wrong and lasting long. Decent humanity, co-
ol corals, & old comedies. Showing appreciation & con-
sideration.

Trying to have true unity in every community. Knowing t-
hat minorities are becoming majorities. Properly organiz-
ing our priorities and those sororities. WHOA!

The Good News That We Mention

Thoroughly redeemed people and social conditions.
Cleaning our televisions, computers, & kitchens. W-
orking very well and at a fast pace. Knowing that no-
body can talk or act like any race.

Some think that they can do those but those are fore-
ver stereotypes. Some folks perpetuate stereotypes &
tell others what their race do and do not do. Even they
do not know all members of their races' actions and w-
ays of speaking. Some people get severely hated with-
in their own races, because they are different.

Some have other races thinking nonsense then bad a-
ssumptions are made. Television, movies, sitcoms, the
news, some comedians, and music also stereotype me-
mbers of their own races for money sometimes. It's like
they are reporting total number 2 sometimes. WHOA!

So forget about pinning Ebonics on Ebony folks. Many
people of different races speak slang/broken English and
properly. In other words, some speak slang/lingo & some
speak good grammar. They are still fully apart of their ra-
ces though. It really is simple as that. Wake way up!

Even some educated people speak slang. I believe bec-
ause some of their associates and/or friends speak it. It
is just another way of communicating. Just like when fo-
reign folks speak in their languages. They feel more com-
fortable and confident when they do too. HA!

Drinking a lot of cold lemonade in the shade. The feelin-
gs we get after getting fully paid. WHOA! Getting total-
ly stoked and narly for the summers. Becoming silly b-
athroom hummers and good drummers.

Knowing that race has nothing to do with anything but h-
ate. OH! Knowing that every real lady is a queen & eve-
ry real man is a king. Adopting and nurturing healthier lif-
estyles. Making amends and decent profiles. HA! Inform-
ing others about cancer awareness and prevention. The
good news that we mention.

Helping Those Kids

Learning about the Center for American Progress and Ame-
rican University. Reasearching the McClatchy Newspapers.
Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak started the company Apple
with $1300 and they made the first computer mouse. OH!

Reporting the facts like Bertha Coombs. Joining the Smile of
the Month Club and actually helping those kids. We can con-
stantly improve our crystallized intelligence. Honoring Sharon
Epperson, Kate Wendt, and Diane Olick.

Wishing that we could find all of the inside traders, shut down
the companies that they work for, and make them suffer the c-
onsequences. WHOA! Rooting for Nina Perales & learning ab-
out the Mexican-American Legal Defense & Educational Fund.

Admiring Lady Carnarvon, Jane Hirshfield, and Sophie Smith.
OOH! Eating French toast with Deborah Amos. Hugging Clai-
re McCaskill, Kelly Ayotte, and every real Jill. I am so silly-d-
illy. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Making origami art like June Sakamoto. Learning about mitos-
is and miosis. Learning about asymmetrical & symmetrical cr-
eations. The asymmetrical sides don't match & the symmetric-
al sides do match. Educating the children creatively like Lisa H-
arbison. Running things properly like Marissa Mayer & Jackie
Calmes.

Thrift Stores

Appreciating the wit of Pam Ferris & Jenny Agutter.
Writing well like Nellie Campobello & researching the
Mexican Revolution. Honoring anti-apartheid activists
like Lord Robert Hughes, Walter Sisula, Bonnie Sisu-
la, and Per Wasteberg.

Flying some kites on some mild days and nights. Cr-
eating like Anne Collins, Dean Hargrove, Fred Silver-
man, Paula Perry, & Cyndi Lauper. Saying: "I put the
brownie mix in a tall cup but I did not have space for
the egg, oil, and water!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Knowing that some more scientists will come up with
many more cures for diseases. Praying for all of the v-
ictims of all of those shootings and bombings. WHOA!
Finding the ultimate deals at those thrift stores.

Saying: "Give up the digits and carrots, Bridget!" HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!
Wishing that some dollar stores stayed open 24 hours.
Louis Armstrong was also a great writer.

COO!

I wish that I could donate to every foundation. I really
saw Jim Nabors at a neighborhood gas station. He w-
as with his lady & he said: "Surprise-Surprise!"

She said: "Shazam, we don't need French fries!" You
know that I was laughing because they are hilarious.
My ex-girlfriend Laura is a Sagittarius. HAH-HAH-HA-
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!

The Test of Time

Never being afraid to ask for help. Going through some
tombs in Egypt. Taking photos of the legendary Grand
Canyon. Saying: "Take on me!," like the singer of that
group AHA. HAH-HAH!

Saying: "Caribbean Queen, we are sharing the same
dream!," like the singer Billy Ocean. HAH-HAH-HAH!
Trying to do the best we can most days. Being okay
even when things do not end well.

Never making fun of anyone's ethnic background. We
have nothing to do with our skin colors and ethnicities.
God made us in many ways but we are still the hum-
an race. Real love can pass the test of time. WHOA!

Minimizing Costs and Maximizing Efficiency

The times when animals receive good veterinary attention.
Recouping most of the money that we spend. Acting so s-
illy while eating spicy chili. HA! The times when missing p-
eople become found.

Throwing darts at targets while chatting with someone. Se-
nding and/or receiving telegrams & money-grams. Saying:
"Let me squeeze your soft nose." Saying: "I was just kiddi-
ng and I could be an odd comedian!" HAH-HAH-HAH!!

Signing petitions and staying on missions. Knowing that s-
ome things will get better sooner or later. Regularly meeti-
ng or beating deadlines. The Amazing Spiderman 2 is ano-
ther complex movie for the books. HA!

Having a Blast

The times when even the shady companies handles our 

concerns. Being kind of ready for life's twists and turns. 

Listening to a story about a man named Jed. HAH-HAH-

HA!! Really wishing that no one was dead. 

Saying: "UH-I!," like Tim from the show Home Improvem-

ent. Saying: "HOO-UH!," after smelling ladies' scents. W-

ords that transport us to different places. Relaxing and g-

razing in those wide, open spaces. 

Getting home and eating warm, chewy cookies. Cheering 

for hardworking, dynamic rookies. Bringing out the very b-

est in many others. Remembering Sally Struthers and Sc-

atman Caruthers.

Laughing off even some of the bad things that happen in the

past. Watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show and having a bl-

ast. Getting off of planes and running to our loved ones. Sal-

ly Field starred as Gidget before playing a flying nun. HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Never Being a Pawn or a Fool

Forgiving & forgetting most definitely. Getting blasted wi-
th misty, cool breezes. Having some people to vent to oft-
en. Saying: "Hey, Boo-Boo!,"  like silly Yogi Bear. HAH-
HAH!!! Never being scared to be alone ever. Eating kettle-
cooked chips with some beef.

The folks who have positive influences on us. Being surp-
rised with thoughtful birthday parties including lots of gif-
ts. Properly training our reliable consciences. Enjoying th-
ose fringe benefits on cruise ships.

Never giving in to temptation for acceptance. Going to Dis-
neyland and/or Disneyworld. HAH! Never being a pawn or
a fool. Saying: "We wish you a Merry Christmas & a Hap-
py New Year!" Incorporating some of the good that we do
read into our lives. Eating blueberry yogurt while receiving
backrubs. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Loyalty

Every ripe banana and practicing yoga. Our main objectives
and worthy causes. Getting approved and showing gratitude.
Every good intention, remedy, and medicine. Planting seeds
and seeing ladies wearing beads.

Spraying super-fresh scents in departments. Streams, parak-
eets, sweets, and laser beams. Entering important data & ev-
ery gondola. Making delightful impressions even with distorti-
on. Loyalty, compassion, and royalty.

Every cornerstone and voice tone. Shopping at Kohl's and re-
ading scrolls. The times when we refurbish and replenish. M-
aintaining vitality and individuality. Refinement and completi-
ng assignments. Every gym & analyzing the solar system.

Our Theories

Greedy, evil people always need to be exposed. Wishing

that nobody's home ever got foreclosed. Feeding ladies s-

trawberries and chocolate. HAH! Watching Herbie Hanco-

ck's innovative video called Rock It.

Reading informative paragraphs & bulletins. Watching the

emotional show Independent Lens. Watching the Stanley 

Cup Finals, NBA Finals, the Superbowl, & the World Ser-

ies. Our wonderful abilities and theories.

Seeing thoroughly professional renderings of plays. View-

ing the funny shows Good Times and Happy Days. The c-

onstant cleansing of our pores. Walking through revolving 

and/or glass doors. 

Being So Calm, Collected, & Self-Disciplined

Popping some of those Altoids Mints. HA! Proving ourselv-
es on a consistent basis. Being so calm, collected, & self-
disciplined. Wishing that the remaining Beatles still played
together. Wishing that the band Pink Floyd still made albu-
ms. Getting extremely lucky & winning some sweepstakes.
HA!

Watching and learning from the shows Twilight Zone and Pe-
rry Mason. Wishing that some officers did not go bad. The p-
olice are actually wasting their time doing any kind of profiling.
Wishing that the law enforcers would just go by the actual fac-
ts & concrete evidence. Wishing that the cops would just go a-
fter the real criminals. WHOA!

Everybody Really is Somebody

Remembering those funny commercials about Snausages.
Knowing that the main ingredients in that dog food are sau-
sages. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HAH-
HAH!!!! Listening to Van Halen, Bob Marley, Bob Seger, &
Living Color. Outsmarting & overpowering thieves, robbers,
& muggers.

Constantly moving forward like Toyota for sure. Forgetting
about every quota for sure. Watching those hilarious carto-
ons Garfield, Marmaduke, & Scooby-Doo. Truthfully, no P-
residents will be fully able to deal with the major issues.

Wishing that bombs and missiles were never made. Letting
someone taste your tasty limeade. HA!! Knowing that ever-
ybody really is somebody. Nobody is ugly on the outside, b-
ut some can be on the inside. Collecting things that we act-
ually like. Viewing families laughing and riding some bikes.
HAH-HAH!!!

Consideration

Knowing that no one will ever completely fit in. You actually
can benefit from my wisdom. Hoping that more would appre-
ciate our consideration. Mike Skinner called himself & his b-
and the Streets. Listening to some songs made by the Str-
eets.

Eating ice cream and watching the show A-Team. HAH-HA!
James Madison & a lot of our forefathers were wrong morally.
Appreciating Daniel Webster for lending Paul Jennings the m-
oney for his freedom. WHOA!

What We Are Saying and Doing

Entering a cool place out of the heat. Going inside a nice
suite and having a seat. The times when folks understand
what we are saying and doing. Getting more confident ev-
en when people are booing. WHOA!!! Totally removing all
of the filthy lint. Having an awesome sense of movement.

Drinking a milkshake while getting a massage. Hearing &
seeing bands practicing in garages. Watching the BBC W-
orld News, Nightly Business Report, and PBS Newshour.
Eating apples that are sweet and ones that are sour.

The times when our bank accounts accumulate lots of inte-
rest. Forgetting about who is the thinnest and thickest. Wis-
hing that we could take trips to the other planets & the mo-
on. The moments when we sing, scream, and croon.

Putting Shakespeare's plays in the appropriate 16th Centu-
ry time period. Wishing that we could seriously and continu-
ously help every kid. WHOA!

WHOO!

Transistors were first utilized in the telephone industry in sign-
aling devices and amplifiers. Cloud computing is the use of c-
omputing resources that are delivered as a service over the n-
etwork.

Bell Labs are the research & development organizations of Al-
catel Lucent and previously American Telephone and Telegra-
ph Company (AT&T).

Cinnamon Rolls

Saying: "Give me two of those cinnamon rolls with extra ic-
ing!" HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!!
Miranda did a sitcom and she currently does serious stuff
on the deep show Call the Midwife. Wishing that no one e-
ver had ulterior motives.

Bell Labs created the first satellite to relay television sys-
tems. RAID is the Redundant Array of Independent Disks.
Fujitsu developed that first Ferroelectric Random Access
Memory.

Did you know that 670 mm is 26.3 inches, 690 mm is 27.7
inches, and 930 mm is 36.6 inches? In 1958, the first US s-
atellite was launched from Cape Canaveral. Bell Labs demo-
nstrated the first paging system in 1962 at Seattle's World
Fair.

Urgency

Understanding Socrates and miscellaneous philosophi-
es. Honoring pioneers and making it through the years.
Shifting gears and shopping at stores like Sears. Uncl-
ogging our pores and enjoying the great outdoors.

Purchasing something used that is in mint condition. Pur-
chasing something new that's limited edition. Honoring p-
ilgrims & singing hems. Studying astrology and trying to
be friendly. Being productive and doing things that are co-
nstructive.

The Bricks of Intelligence and Durability

Chick Reid, Dame Thora Hird, Nicole Pack, & Tracy Pe-
arce. Milagras Vega, Adriana Pacheo, Karen Gillian, &
Bette Hart. Rita Hayworth, Deborah Kerr, Majorie Fowl-
er, & Sudie Bond. Lana Turner, Marjorie Main, Bette H-
oppe, & Debbie Reynolds.

Ezperanza Cortes, Liz Trubridge, Elizabeth Kruezer, &
Patty Grant. Ida Mamasu, Helen Turner, Mary Peake, &
Kendra Field. Jennifer Ciraldo, Phyllis Thaxter, Stephan-
ie Cochran, and Lindsey Piegza.

Julia Dion, Colleen Dominguez, Margarethe Von Trotta,
Frances Bavier, Nancy Carpenter, & Marilyn Tucker. A-
ndrea Darvi, Vivian Leigh, Kim Hunter, and Suzanne Hilt-
on. Sue Herera, Phyllida Lloyd, Harriet Walter, and Fra-
nces Barber.

Maria Padilla-Cruz, Teresa Guzman-Valdez, Yolanda Fl-
ores-Baylon, and Paula J. Giddings. Ida Wells, Isabel Wi-
lkinson, Sarah Breedlove, & Ellen Brooks-Higginbotham.
Liz Ullman, Tracy Ullman, & ladies of every Gotham. HA!

Remembering Nelson Mandela

The Bionic Woman broke 6 boards for a kid then taug-
ht him geography. HA-HA!! Remembering Nelson Man-
dela and the inspirational speeches that he made. Dave
Isay is the founder of the emotional cartoons Storycorps.

Wishing that the deep German movie called Dr. Mabuse
was never banned and being glad that they restored that
film. Folks knew to bring Wonder Woman back to her or-
iginal form.

The band Kataklysm created the term hyperblast to descr-
ibe their instrumental speed and so on. HA!!! In Latin, trivi-
um means and introductory curriculum at a medieval univer-
sity involving the study of grammar, rhetoric, and logic. OH!

Parenthesis, exponents, multiplying, dividing, adding, then
subtracting. Saying: "little bottle," instead of bittle lottle. H-
A-HA! Knowing that drug crimes and all other crimes are tr-
aps by design.

Getting motivated after viewing the Wall of Influential African-
Americans while visiting New York. Directing movies about
tough, intelligent ladies like director Ted V. Mikels did. HAH!
The mountains of New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and
Washington.

Watching bold movies via TCM Imports and TCM Undergrou-
nd. Going to the Imperial Museum in Beijing, China. Glass-b-
lowing originated in 13th Century Murano, Italy.

Some More Facts

J.D. Addario's guitar strings can be traced back to the 17th
Century Italy. His first guitar factory opened in New York. G-
ibson began work on electric pickups in 1935. Les Paul bro-
ught us those solid body guitars in 1952. Gibson introduced
the Flying V-Neck design in 1958.

Gibson puts the Thunderbird bass on the market in 1963. O-
ne of Ibanez's original guitar designs called Iceman was ext-
remely profitable. DiMarzio's F-spaced pickups did come ab-
out because of the difference between Gibson guitar bridges
& Fender guitar bridges.

Sabian Cymbals were unveiled in New Brunswick, Canada in
1951. Rock Star RK Drums were put on the market in 1990.
Columbia was one of the first labels to develop the double-si-
ded records. Neocrpolis Records was one of the first Americ-
an labels to support black metal. That label was founded in y-
ear 1993.

Days of Low Humidity

Not having time for anyone's stupidity. Enjoying the days of
low humidity. Wishing that we could find & severely punish
every dude that is a child molester. Wishing that all studen-
ts did well every semester.

Wearing our shirts made of cotton, silk, and polyester. Rem-
embering funny Tom, Jerry, Tweety, and Sylvester. The mas-
cot for the Cheetos company is a cool cheetah named Chest-
er. Being kooky like Grandma-Ma-Ma and Uncle Fester. HAH-
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!

Another True and Funny One

After I impregnate that special lady 2 or three times, I will ha-
ve one life to live with her and all of my children. In the meant-
ime, I'll definitely enjoy being single. HAH-HA! I'm most certa-
inly young and restless. I'm extremely bold and beautiful, but I
stay modest. In another world, I found my guiding light. I resea-
rched those soap operas, but I don't ever watch them. HAH-H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

I thought that I was born to be very wild. I realized that it is good
to be tame sometimes. It is okay to go to symphonies and oper-
as and sit down sometimes. HAH-HAH-HAH! It's alright to go to
art galleries, museums, and events. It's nice to go to some rock
& metal shows & stand there like security guards. HAH-HAH-H-
AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!

Every weekend, I used to go clubs to dance acrobatically. Trees,
Curtain Club, Adair's Saloon, Club Dada, Lizard Lounge, LaGran-
ge, and Club Galaxy were my favorites. I was not taking any bre-
aks at all though. I was surely doing it for the serious workout. I
was also doing it for the wonderful ladies.

I got acquainted with some hot beauties. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-H-
A-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!! They loved my high energy level and uniquen-
ess. I certainly still do have those things. I even move better now t-
han I did at 18. I somehow made the moves sillier, faster, and mo-
re precise. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!

I am also hyperactive, creative, & artistic. I have amazing stamina
& a high metabolism. I relate to superheroes and I move kind of like
Spider-Man and Batman. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!! I was showing my
skills but I was not trying to make anyone look bad. I do whatever I
do for me and to help out.

I seriously respected their dance moves too. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!
I mostly remained in my own world though. I get in my comfort zone
easily there. HA-HA!!!! I made up a lot of moves & practiced what I m-
ade up. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

Precision

Someday, I will have an awesome wife. I will really be there
for her throughout life. I'm one of the leanest & cleanest. HA!
Yes, we are colorful like Zenith televisions. We will continue
to make many good decisions. We should come through with
precision.

Having Great Dreams

Playing videogames that are handheld while watching
the show Seinfeld. Saying: "YADDA-YADDA-YADDA-
OOK! HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HAH-HAH!!!

The times when doctors perform successful bloodless
surgeries. Learning about Latin translations of Arabic t-
exts. Not waking up while having great dreams. HA! S-
aying: "COON-BY-YUY-MY LORD-COON-BY-PLOO!!
Saying: "Oh Lord, COON-BY-YUY-COO-WHOO-GOO!

Saying: "LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-ZAH-ZAH-ZAHHH!"
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!
Making up the silliest words. Did you know that 20%
of the words of Swahili are of Arabic origin? HA! Kno-
wing that it is the same everywhere because people
are everywhere. WHOA!

Love Really is the Cure

As the world turns in the days of our lives. Backstabbers ru-
le 3 billion times 5. Some people struggle to survive. Some
mammals do actually run and hide. Some folks be who and
what they don't need to be. Some human beings see who &
what they don't need to see.

Some life forms fear who and what they don't need to fear.
Some living things hear who and what they don't need to h-
ear. Some residents and aliens cheer who and what they d-
on't need to cheer. The world is sick and love is the cure.

Some have not figured it out yet though. Some knew that th-
at was the cure all along. Some sold out for money, material
items, and popularity. Some knew better but still gave in to
the Devil. That is why the world is the way it is now. We sti-
ll have hope and authentic love though.

Constant Awareness

Hearing and/or reading heartwarming stories. Thinking about
our past & present glories. The times when machines don't b-
eep & when we do sleep.

Our ceilings & symbolic paintings. The importance of agricult-
ural areas. Finding the healthy ways to get buzzes. HA!!! The
pertinence of when we show & tell the truth so well. WHOA!

Reading love letters & changing for the better. Historic fairness
& constant awareness. The major benefits of daily prayer. Kno-
wing that we'll always have naysayers. The might of our so rig-
ht reasons. Seeing the well thought-out illustrations.

Mohawks

The Indians created many of the cool, memorable mohawks
that were so radical. Some folks copied them & made some
wilder mohawks.

Some rockers, rappers, thrashers, metalheads, Mr. T, & so-
me other creative types wore them with confidence. Then so-
me other kinds of singers, celebrities, & athletes wore them
because the hairstyle became extremely popular.

Now, even babies, kids, housewives, grandparents, soccer m-
oms, and news anchors are sporting them. HAH-HAH!!! Of co-
urse, most of the folks that I mentioned in the last part of the p-
revious paragraph and the first part of this one are wearing fake
mohawks.

Apartment Stalkers

The apartment stalkers are some of the craziest bunch of sta-
lkers, because they stalk people invisibly like ghosts. The vict-
ims hear them stalking but they can't see them stalking them.

That is because they're cowardly stalking from inside their own
apartments. It's creepy and so wrong. All of a sudden, the victi-
ms started hearing voices, noises, stomping, and more directed
towards them from other units. The stalkers want some type of
reaction, but the best defense is to ignore the actions.

It's coming from downstairs, upstairs, the left unit, and/or  the ri-
ght unit. I'm not talking about the basic noises that are made in
rented spaces. We can't get away from those.

Unless, we resided in houses with big, side yards, backyards, fr-
ont yards, and brick fences. HA! Thin hardwood floors, carpeted f-
loors, walls, & windows have allowed stalkers to kind of figure out
where their victims are.

The hollowed-out kitchens, bathrooms, & closets have too. So, th-
ose stalkers are able to follow their neighbors easily. They want to
know what they are doing, saying, eating, & going. Some of them
have time to post up where they think that their victims are.

Some are surely mimics, disabled, homebodies, miserable, infa-
tuated, and/or mentally unstable. Some become fixated with the-
ir victims. Some do follow their victims outside of those units too.
In other words, in public. Yes, some go that far & some are dan-
gerous.

Some do extensive Google searches for information about their vi-
ctims. Some really are sick in many ways and very nosy. Some a-
re married couples stalking people.

It is so obvious that they kind of have no lives. It is like being in a
movie & the police clearly wouldn't believe the victims who called
911. The apartment stalkers know that too. Some know that the
authorities would laugh and not help. Some are home all day so
they plot, scheme, & show their true colors.

Some might get carried away with any form of stalking and actually
hurt folks. That's why the law enforcers need to take all cases serio-
usly. No one will ever know how far any stalkers will take it. Every-
one, please be very careful.

Effective Ways to Resolve Conflicts

Some golf balls will accidentally hit other golf balls after the
players' shots. HAH-HA!  Learning about the Mississippi Hill
blues. Going to France to do way more than dance. Resear-
ching John Shartel & Anton Classen & the things that they
did for Oklahoma.

Excelling in the law field like Dolly Sharma. Congratulating s-
tudents before & after their graduations. Wishing that all of th-
ose battles in Egypt and Syria ended for good. Watching that
show Nature and its special presentations like Earthflight.

Writing informative articles like Juanita Greene. Eating fajita c-
hicken & beef right out of the packages without heating that m-
eat up. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!! Making moves &
being progressive like the company with the same name. Enco-
uraging the folks instead of criticizing them.

Emotional Innocence

Showing others our very good gestures. Implementing new
policies & procedures. Researching situations & inspiring c-
ollaborations. Excelling academically and rather quickly. Be-
ing all over the map stylistically.

Picking the correct words to convey our thoughts. Remaining
decent & doing our parts. Nurturing and showing emotional i-
nnocence. Having a serious amount of unusual confidence. D-
ealing with things physically and psychologically.

Speaking and listening respectfully. Being so happy with our s-
kin colors. Learning contentment & that art of diligence. Going
the extra miles with smiles. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Potassium

Trying to get our daily iron & protein. Enjoying  those mome-
nts that are serene. It's okay to eat some candy bars. Those
many types of coins that are in our jars.

Being there for others & establishing rapport. Trying to get the
highest score. Wishing that we could get our daily folic acid &
potassium. Always remembering where we came from.

The pertinence of contemplation. Giving deserving ladies admi-
ration. Witnessing that power of that rapture. Going from being
unsure to being very sure.

Downloading some useful applications & old school ringers. C-
oming up with funny zingers. Honoring humanitarians & deep s-
ingers. Honoring veterinarians and sincere bringers.

Teaching many folks about true cleanliness. Those days & nigh-
ts when we properly rest. Analyzing that NASDAQ & Dow Jon-
es. Returning calls and cleaning our phones. HA!

Tube Socks

Eating beans & getting into many scenes. Learning about
the various versions of Batman. Playing the classic video-
games Donkey Kong and Pac-Man. HAH-HAH-HAH!

Understanding Corey Taylor, Bjork, & Madonna. Understa-
nding Kurt Cobain & the band Nirvana. The importance of
our aspirations. Having plenty of confidence & common s-
ense.

Cleaning our kitchens and signing petitions. Our plans & r-
iding with friends in vans. Our watches & clocks and wear-
ing black tube socks. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-!!!

High Rates of Accuracy

Knowing that quality should always come before quantity. Those
times when we maintain high rates of accuracy. Symphonies, el-
ectricity, & positivity. The people and things that we treasure. R-
eceiving & giving a lot of pleasure. Writing the thoughtful kind of
letters.

Rooting for the great attorney Jill Herz. Every cancer survivor &
listening to the country singer Reba McEntire. Knowing that nob-
ody's better than anybody. The benefits of drinking tea. Our wat-
er bottles and it is really all right for us to be role models.

Metal, Hard Rock, Thrash, Rock, Odd Mixtures, Hardcore, & Industrial

Heavy metal, thrash, hardcore, industrial, hard rock, folk,
rock, blues, and psychedelia influenced many young peo-
ple. Those folks became pertinent parts of the loudest, bo-
ldest, craziest, and most innovative bands.

Some took a lot of chances with their sounds. Some like
Trent Reznor made lots of the sounds himself then hired
backing bands to play it all out for shows & tours. HA!!!
They maintained integrity and heaviness & was not extr-
emely focused on the mainstream. Some did become ve-
ry successful though.

Black Sabbath was founded in the 1960's. They actually s-
tarted heavy metal and made many classic, exquisite albu-
ms. Ozzy did go solo in the 1980's, 90's, and 00's. The ba-
nd reunited with him several times though.

They have always been true friends to each other. Don Ard-
en managed them in the beginning & Sharon Osbourne do-
es now. HA! Black Sabbath released the album 13 in 2013.
HA!

Death Angel formed in the 1980's. Andy Galeon was only 14
years old when he joined that band. He was the drummer &
they released their good album called Ultra-Violence. Andy
was severely injured in a 1990 bus crash. He healed rapidly.

Death Angel performed at a benefit concert for cancer victim/T-
estament vocalist Chuck Billy in year 2001. They also played at
the Mile High Club in 2009. They released the album called The
Dream Calls for Blood in 2013. Death Angel are still extremely
metal.

Testament were originally called Legacy so they named their
1987 album Legacy. HA!! They released the album Signs of C-
haos: Best of Testament in year 1989. HAH!! Jon Allen came
from a thrash band called Sadus.

Vocalist Chuck Billy was diagnosed with cancer after the band
reunited with Alex Skolnik at a New Jersey nightclub in 2001, b-
ut Billy recovered fully.

Slayer also started in the 80's with the classic album Show No
Mercy. They released that LP Seasons In The Abyss in 1990
& the album Divine Intervention in 1994. The members of Slay-
er are living legends like Death Angel and Testament.

They tour relentlessly, have longevity, & get tons of sincere re-
spect. Before being in the band Slayer, Kerry King and Tom A-
raya played in the band Quits. Kerry is a guitarist & Tom is a v-
ocalist.

Motorhead was founded in the 70's by Lemmy K. HA!!!!! He was
a roadie for Jimi Hendrix for six months, so he did learn from 1
of the best. Motorhead released the LP Ace of Spades & came
through like juggernauts. That band was originally called Basta-
rd. Phil Taylor was the drummer and he broke his neck in 1980.

Motorhead was the first heavy band to appear on the Tonight Sh-
ow and made that history in 1991. They released the LP Bastar-
ds in 1993. Motorhead did release the album Aftershock in 2013.
They still will not compromise at all.

Napalm Death was founded in England in the early 80's. They ca-
me through with power for sure. A guitarist was in that band while
excecuting in the band Carcass that was formed in 1985. They we-
re hilarious & serious, still are too, & released the LP Surgical Ste-
el in 2013.

Dream Theater formed in the 80's & named themselves after an o-
ld theater. Vocalist James LaBrie was selected from over 200 vo-
calists. His real first name is Kevin. They were originally called M-
ajesty. They have an interesting, emotional brand of melodic metal
that deeply resonates.

Dream Theater released the strong single called Enemy Inside &
the album Dream Theater in 2013. Kevin James LaBrie released
a solo album called Impermanent Resonance in 2013.

White Zombie was founded in the 80's by creative, carny Rob
Zombie. They were raw & so rowdy. They released the LP La
Sexorcisto in 1992 & that album Astro-Creep in 1995. Rob left
that band in 1997 & made many extraordinary albums.

Rob added plenty of weird samples. Scott Humphrey helped him
with some albums. Rob use less samples now. Other band mem-
bers do contribute heavily. Rob always have had productive ban-
ds. John 5 is excelling without any doubts. Rob was a carnival a-
ssociate who was totally fascinated with horror movies. He is also
an all-around artist & got artistic with most of his album covers &
album sleeves.

He's definitely in the far left field with most of his creations. In other
words, Rob does whatever he wants & no one can control him. He
is married to his cover art lady Sherri Moon. Rob was a production
assistant on the set of the show Pee Wee's Playhouse. HAH-HA!

His directorial debut was the film House of 1000 Corpses. Rob has
directed plenty of raw horror movies with serious gore. Rob never s-
ell out. Rob released the album Hellbilly Deluxe in 1998, the LP Sini-
ster Urge in 2001, & the album Educated Horses in year 2006. He r-
eleased the album Hellbilly Deluxe 2 in 2010.

He released the album Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor in 2013.
He did direct the Black Label Society video called Stillborn. He ev-
en directed a CSI Miami episode in 2010. HA!! Rob is eclectic and
was born in Haverhill, MA.

Pantera started in the 1980's and released the album Cowboys From
Hell in 1990. They released that LP Vulgar Display of Power in 1992.
Pantera released that album Far Beyond Driven in 1994 & the album
The Great Southern Trendkill in 1996.

Pantera could not be stopped and they even made folks forget about
their power metal beginnings. HA! Phil wrote very strong lyrics and Di-
mebag Darrell made memorable guitar sounds. We can't leave out leg-
endary drummer Vinnie Paul & bassist Rex Brown. All 4 of them brou-
ght us the real for sure.

Dimebag Darrell was killed and we really miss him. Phil & Rex formed
another rough band called Down with Kirk and Pepper Keenan. Keen-
an is the vocalist for that band Corrosion of Conformity. Corrosion of C-
onformity brought us some of the wildest southern-hard rock & metal.

Phil had another side band called Superjoint Ritual & he also ran his own
record label. Vinnie Paul formed side bands called Damageplan and Helly-
eah. HA! Phil formed another side band called Phillip H. Anselmo & the I-
llegals. Marzi is in that band and has known Phil since the 1980's.

Yes, Phil's current band rock just as hard as all of his prior bands. HA!!!!
He never will do radio rock or metal. Phillip H. Anselmo and the Illegals r-
eleased the album Walk Through Exits Only in 2013. Down released that
EP Down IV: The Purple EP in 2013. I bet that Phil still runs his own label.
HAH!!!

Gwar formed in the 1984 & they are funny and really metal. They look like
cartoon characters but don't take them lightly. Gwar released the album Ma-
dness At the Core of Time in 2013.

Norma Jean was founded in Douglasville, GA in 1997. They named their ba-
nd after Marilyn Monroe's real name but they swear that they're not fans of
hers. HA! They built their own lights and stage props.

Vocalist Cory Brandan formed 2 side bands so he remains busy. He also do-
es graphic designs for other bands. They released the albums Oh God, the Af-
termath & Redeemer years ago. Norma Jean released the LP Wrongdoers in
2013.

Ministry's Al Jourgenson was born in 1958 in Havana, Cuba. He was in a new
wave band before starting that band Ministry. Ministry released several aweso-
me albums over the years & they hit hard. Al also got more political & his lyr-
ics reflected that change.

He performed in a side band called Lard with Jello Biafra. Jello was the vocal-
ist for the band Dead Kennedys. Al formed another side band called Pailhead
with Ian McKaye. Ian was in the revolutionary bands Minor Threat and Fugazi.

Black Label Society formed in the 1990's. Zakk Wylde was the guitarist for Oz-
zy's backing band. He decided to leave that band and start singing. HA!!!! He s-
till plays guitar and he became a mountain man. HAH-HAH-HAH!

Black Label Society blasted through with a potent mix of hard rock & metal. T-
hey released the LP Mafia in 2005 and fantastic ones before & after that album
that I mentioned.

Coal Chamber started in the 1990's & are still forces to be reckoned with. They
released the album Coal Chamber in 1997 and the LP Chamber Music in 1999.
Coal Chamber released the back-to-roots album Dark Days in '02. Dez is the vo-
calist, Rayna was the bassist, Bug is the drummer, and Meeg is the guitarist. T-
hey are way out there with their goth-tinged metal.

Dez left that band for awhile & formed another band called Devildriver. Their ba-
nd's name mean the bell that a witch utilized to drive off evil spirits. Devildriver r-
eleased the album Winter Kills in 2013. All of their albums are great.

Sepultura formed in the year 1984 & Max Cavalera was the vocalist. They releas-
ed extreme albums like Chaos A.D. Max left that band and formed the band Soul-
fly. Soulfly also released plenty of true metal albums. Soulfly released a self-titled
LP in the beginning & the album Prophecy in 2004. They tour often.

Max is still close with his brother. That is why they formed another band together.
That band is called Cavalera Conspiracy & they released the album Inflicted in '08.
Max also had another band called Nailbomb. Yes, he's prolific & bold. Soulfly rele-
ased that album Savages in 2013. Derrick fronts Sepultura & is a talented vocalist.

Ill Nino started in the 90's & add layers to their metal usually. They have accumulat-
ed a loyal following. Research all of their albums. They have contributed songs to so-
me horror movie soundtracks. Christian is the vocalist and Ill Nino released Forgive
Me Father in 2013. I had their 2001 album and I will purchase it again.

Sevendust formed in those 1990's & Lajon Witherspoon is the vocalist. They releas-
ed the album Sevendust in 1997 and they rock hard. They were influenced by the b-
and Fishbone. Sevendust released the LP Black Out the Sun in 2013.

Oceano formed in 2008 & came from several Chicago metal bands. They are kno-
wn for their chaotic, live shows. They have a very aggressive sound that does not l-
et up. Oceano released that LP Incisions in 2013.

After the Burial formed in the 00's Justin Lowe started playing drums at age 12. Tre-
nt played Ozzy's song Flying High Again 100's of times as a kid. HA! They released
an array of outstanding albums. Justin went to school for audio recording.

Nick Wellner was the original vocalist for that band but left in '07. He said that the
touring life did not suit him. After the Burial released the LP Rareform in 2008 & the
album Wolves Within in 2013.

The Black Dahlia Murder formed in the 00's. They named their band after the brutal,
unsolved murder of Elizabeth Short. She died in January 1947. The band members a-
re giving the utmost respect to her. They are from Detroit, Michigan. They released r-
aw albums most definitely. Their song Funeral Thirst is fierce. The Black Dahlia Mur-
der released the LP Everblack in '13.

Five Finger Death Punch started in the 2000's. Zolton Bathory is the guitarist & mov-
ed to the US from Hungary in the 90's. He recruited vocalist Ivan Moody, bassist Matt
Snell, and drummer Jeremy Spencer. Zolton has a black belt in judo so leave him alo-
ne. HA! Five Finger Death Punch released the LP The Wrong Side of Heaven & the
Righteous Side of Hell Vol. 2 in 2013.

Acacia Strain was founded in the 00's. Vocalist Vincent Bennett took 10 years to get
his screaming voice right. HA! He wished that he toured with the 1985 versions of M-
etallica & Anthrax. The Acacia Strain released the EP Above/Below in 2013. Eyes S-
et to Kill was formed in the 00's. Vocalist Alexia Rodriguez started playing the acoust-
ic guitar at age 8. Her fine sister Anissa is the bassist in the band. They released the
album Masks in 2013. Listen to their other albums too.

Butcher Babies started in the 2000's & they rock hard like Otep, My Ruin, Kittie, Wa-
lls of Jericho, Vital Remains, & the Locusts. Vocalist Carla Harvey has a degree in m-
ortuary science. Butcher Babies released the LP Goliath in 2013.

Warbringer released the album Empires Collapse in 2013. Byzatine released the LP F-
orging a Dying Star in 2013. Battlecross released the single Force Fed Lies & that alb-
um War of Will in 2013. Impending Doom released the LP Death Will Reign in 2013. A
Breach of Silence released the album Dead or Alive in 2013.

We Butter the Bread with Butter released Goldkinder in 2013. God Forbid released the
LP Equilibrium in 2012. Kataklysm released that album Waiting For the End to Come in
2013. Sandrider released the LP Godhead in 2013. Within Temptation and Tarja releas-
ed the album Paradise: What About Us? in 2013. Serianna released the LP Define Me
in 2013. Sworn In released the album Death Card in 2013. Municipal Waste released
the album Municipal Waste in 2012.

Havok released the LP Unnatural Selection in 2013. Trivium released the album Vengea-
nce Falls in 2013. Generation Kill released the LP We Are All Going to Die in 2013. WH-
OA!!!!!!!! Love and Death released the album Between Here and Lost in 2013.

Suicide Silence released that LP Cleansing in '06. Winds of Plague released the album
Resistance in 2013. Kill Devil Hill released that LP Revolution Rise in 2013. Unearth rel-
eased the album Darkness in the Light in 2013. Definitely research and listen to all of the
EPs & albums created by the bands that I mentioned and others. Especially if you like u-
nconventional metal, hard rock, odd mixtures, rock, thrash, and industrial.

The other bands that you need to listen to are: AC/DC, Megadeth, Anthrax, System of a
Down, Tool, Primus, Constantines, Orange Goblin, Viking Skull, Sikth, Prong, Raging S-
peedhorn, Terror, Agnostic Front, Downthesun, the Datsuns, Thowdown, Sick of it All,
the Distillers, and Grip Inc.

Listen to: Carnal Forge, Nothingface, the Defaced, Lamb of God, the Kovenant, Vital Re-
mains, Spin, Callenish Circle, Naglfar, the Gathering, My Ruin, Otep, Kittie, Walls of Jer-
icho, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, Ted Nugent, the Who, the Doors, Janis Joplin, Twin Ze-
ro, Vaux, Icarus Line, Baboon, Sloth, Converge, & Warbeast.

Listen to: Animals As Leaders, American Nightmare, Garuda, Element 80, Toadies, Bur-
den Brothers, Iwrestledabearonce, Dio, Rainbow, Mushroomhead, Snot, Every Time I Die,
the Blueprint, Pissing Razors, Blindside, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Whitechachapel,
Demon Hunter, the Red 100's, Korn, Tad, the Melvins, Brutal Juice, Caulk, & Unwound.