I Got a Better Contract and It Was Sent to Me a Few Days Ago

The first contract was sent to me several weeks
ago. I even read the bold print & something sto-
od out. If I accepted the contract, I would have
to pay a publicist $3,990. HA!

I contacted the acquisitions editor regarding ge-
tting a better deal. I got the fee lowered to $500.
HAH-HA! I still have not accepted the second c-
ontract though. I'll Google their company first.

I really think that it will be better if they paid the
publicist, while I write my first book. HAH-HAH!
I know that a publicist could help so I might si-
gn the contract. You all know how skeptical th-
at I am. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!