I Had to Punish a Spider (I Had to Make Sure That My Lady Friend Stayed Safe)

When we got back to her house & in her garage, a serious spider was posted
up on the left side of the doorway near the middle. So I took off one of my Itali-
an loafers and smashed the arachnid that could have been poisonous. HA-HA!

She (my lady friend) asked me if the spider was gone (dead) and I told her that
it is gone. HAH! She said that she do not do spiders. HAH! She thanked me for
eliminating the arachnid and she said: "That's creepy!"

I know that she was talking about the spider and not the way that I stand at the
door stoic-like waiting to let her go in the house first. HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-
HAH!