Tending to the Deck

Step out on the deck, get some fresh
air, & hear the birds chirp. The deck
needs to be swept. HA! Start with s-
weeping the rug that is lying in front
of the patio door.

Some of the elements might be gro-
unded into it so really work to get th-
em out. HA! Then turn to the right si-
de, move a patio chair or two, & get
to that corner.

Sweep the rest of that section then
make a pile in the upper middle of th-
at deck. Then go to the left side & br-
ing that debris to the pile that you ha-
ve made. HA!

I said that because it is more efficie-
nt to do a pile and work your way d-
own. In other words, go to the right,
make a pile, go to the left side, pull
that trash to the pile, then sweep it
in the dustpan. AY!

Do those actions until you arrive at
the end of the deck. If you can swe-
ep under stuff, then do it. HAH! Sw-
eep the deck stairs one at a time.

Did you think that I was going to m-
ention the classic, silly sitcom One
Day At A Time?  Well, I did anyway.
HAH-HAH-HAH! Place the dustpan
in front of the stair.